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This is the web site of The One True Dan Tripp only, also known as TOTDT or Rev. Dan. No other Dan Tripp (henceforth referred to as "impostor" or "charlatan") is represented herein. For example, dantripp.com is not the web site of the State Representative from South Carolina who was opposed to Marilyn Manson concerts. (Incidentally, the residents of South Carolina do not pay for the maintenance or upkeep of dantripp.com, although The One True Dan Tripp would love it if they would like to). The One True Dan Tripp has apathetic feelings towards Marily Manson, though he likes Manson's remix of Rasputina's "Transylvanian Concubine."

This is not the web site of the Dan Tripp who does stuff for Pets in Need (though that sounds like a worthy thing to be involved in), the Dan Tripp who lives in Australia (a place The One True Dan Tripp has never been), or other persons, real, fictitious, or otherwise; named, or pretending to be named, Dan Tripp.

I don't know Linda Tripp, and I'm probably not related to her. Nor am I related to Laverne Tripp or his televangelizing family. I'm most likely not related to any other people with the surname of Tripp... I was left on this planet by space aliens. And "what a trip" wasn't particularly funny when I first heard it almost 30 years ago, and sure hasn't improved with age.

The One True Dan Tripp seems to like a lot of different software's default template. Why this is, who knows?

"Thou shall have no other Dan Tripp before me." (Danalonians 5:8, DIV)

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